XY Find It

You know that scene on Along Came Polly where Jennifer Aniston is on the phone with Ben Stiller and she can’t find her keys?  And then she finds them in the refrigerator?  This scene is my life in a nutshell.  Ever heard of “pregnancy brain”?  Well, that term is misleading.  It suggests that the condition will subside postpartum.  FALSE. It lasts the rest of your gol darn life.  Am I the only one that feels like she has significantly fewer brain cells than she did 5 years ago?  In high school I was voted “Smartest Senior”.  You might be thinking, that’s not saying much for everyone who graduated from Canyon View High School in 2009 .. It was probably because they had already given away all of the other “Senior’s Best” titles.  But I did have a 4.0 in High School and College .. not to toot my own horn or anything … (toot toot).  I truly used to consider myself a smart person.  Now I don’t even consider myself a person … (; Just kidding.  But I don’t feel like I could even qualify as the “Smartest Person” in my house these days.  I couldn’t even be called the “Second Smartest Person” in my house.  That’s sad when you consider the other people in my home are ages 27, 4, and 2. 

 

I don’t even want to know what my IQ is.  You know those videos you see on Facebook where people are asked basic questions from the American Citizenship test and they are repeatedly embarrassing the American people as a whole?  I could easily be one of those idiots.  I may comment on it and say, “how dare these people consider themselves Americans.  They make us all look bad!” … But I have to post those kinds of comments on social media to feel better about myself and make my peers think I am not actually a dummy. 

I posted this meme on Instagram the other day that said “I love to make lists.  I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while at the store.”  I’ve never related with a quote more perfectly in my life. I am a straight up dumb dumb.

 

Luckily, for me, XY sent me something to help me ease a little bit of the emotional burden I bear from this chronic condition. 

Introduce the XY Find It.  This little feller has saved my life.  I loose my keys, or my phone at least once every two days.  The most common place I find my phone when it’s been lost is in my hand pressed to my ear.  This happens to me more often than I care to share.  If you’ve ever spoken with me on the phone you’ve most likely heard me say “I can’t find my phone!” during our cell phone conversation.  I’m not proud of it.  I need to go to brain camp. 

 

This nifty little gadget has helped me locate my keys and phone on several occasions! They pair up over a Bluetooth connection and voila – you’re in business.  If I lose my keys – I open the XY app on my phone and can track them by GPS location.  Boom.  If I lose my phone, I push the button on my XY Find It Keychain and my phone starts to ring.  If I lose both my keys and my phone .. then I call my housekeeper and after she’s cleaned she’s usually found at least one of the two along with our sound bar remote that is ridiculously tiny and is lost again 2 days after she’s cleaned. Every. Month.

 

I’m joking, of course, about all of that.  All except the fact that I hire my housekeeper to find that stupid Barbie sized remote each month.  But if both my keys and phone are lost at the same time – I can login to my account from a computer and locate them.  Jamie: 1 Pregnancy Brain: 0. 

 

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